February 14, 2003

Politics: Whoops

The AP is reporting that our current state of hysterical fear-causing and terrorism-related dreams-inciting orange alert status is largely the product of a fabrication. The government found this out when they gave some prisoners lie-detectors, or something. I can't really recall, because I've just relaxed my entire body for the first time in 56 hours.

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