August 25, 2003

Politics: These SUVs Need Your Support

In what is certainly a uniquely American display of pure idiocy, dozens rallied in support of a Hummer dealership today. Apparently, they wanted to show the vandals who did up to a million dollars worth of damage to (no doubt insured) Hummers and other SUVs that 6 mile-per-gallon vehicles can't be scared by some spray paint.

In other news, gangland violence claimed another life, the state's democracy is crumbling, and a grave threat to American lives is being ignored. But the SUVs are under attack!

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