March 19, 2003

Politics: What, This Old Thing?

FBI officials revealed that an original copy of the Bill of Rights, stolen in 1865 by a Union soldier from a courthouse in North Carolina, was recovered in a sting operation Tuesday.

Attorney General John Ashcroft immediately snatched the $30 million document from the hands of the agent who recovered it and doused it in kerosene before igniting it with a match.

Had you goin' there, didn't I?

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